My Mississippi

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Twice I thought I might drown in the Mississippi River. For someone who grew up more or less near The River—my hometown was known as a river town—I had little experience with it. I never felt compelled by it; never felt particularly lucky or unlucky to be within its reach. My parents showed no interest in it; our family had no money for a boat and we never spent any time along its banks.

When I was nineteen or twenty, I was pulled from the river by Mike Heiderscheidt, a co-worker of mine who made a spectacular dive off our boss’s boat to save me. Dick—his real name—was a weasel and a prick, but the boat party was his attempt to show he was not. It was a weird night. It didn’t take long for everyone on board to get sloppy drunk on the boss’s beer and booze, and things started to happen that I didn’t want to see. People were pitching beer cans into the water and laughing way too hard at jokes that weren’t funny. One of the 60 year-old office ladies was sitting on Dick’s lap letting him squeeze her like a stress toy. I looked over and saw my friend Chris, a hemophiliac in fragile health, smoking cigarillos he’d been given by the creepiest of our night managers. Chris caught my eyes and before I uttered a word told me: “Shut the fuck up.” I thought I’d have a better time in the water, so I jumped in for a swim.

The river was a relief, except for the odd beer can floating by. I was treading water about 20 yards off the end of the boat, watching the raucous party of Captain Dick. Everything was fine until a big wave hit me and I took a mouthful of brown water. In fact, everything was still fine, but Heiderscheit didn’t think so. I don’t remember any fear or even the notion that I might be in trouble. What I do remember was Heiderscheit in action.

Someone had seen the wave hit me and called out, asking if I was OK; I waved back, but was coughing out what I’d just gulped. I saw Mike grab a life preserver and launch himself through an arcing dive into the water. It was a pretty dive, and in four seconds he was shoving the orange vest in my face. I was soon back on the boat, and for the rest of the night kept wanting to jump back in. Only through the insistent warnings of my shitfaced co-workers did I begin to consider I might have been in danger.

I guess that was the second time the Mississippi almost got me. The first time was when I was about ten, when my brother and I went out in a boat with our crazy Uncle Red. I loved my uncle, who was a river fisherman, and the few outings he took me along on were, for me, all about spending time with him, not about any special passion or intimacy I felt for the river. My dad didn’t like Red much, thought he was irresponsible and a drunk—which he was—and he didn’t like to give us too much unsupervised exposure to him. Once when we were all fishing with Red below the bluffs of Eagle Point Park, on the upstream shore near the big Lock and Dam Number 11, my dad screamed at me to not stand so close to the edge of the water. “You could fall in,” he warned, “and you’d go right under those big doors and that would be it for you!” I edged back, pissed. Every time I saw the Lock and Dam after that, I stared at the doors and the white, choppy water roiling out of them. I learned to fear them and repeatedly imagined being sucked beneath the wide metal plates, knocked out and choking to death under their suffocating, silty pressure.

I don’t remember how we were allowed out on the boat with him, but there we were bumping directly toward the Lock and Dam, Red maneuvering the Evinrude to a spot just below the big gates so that we could fish the edge where the churning water met the calm. Even though we were anchored safely downstream from the great wall of concrete and metal, I could see the violent water sucking driftwood back toward it, banging the flotsam up against the silver face of the dam. My brother Scott and I fished but had no hits, all the while I stared at the maelstrom in front of me, my dad’s words conjuring images of my destruction in my head.

Red decided we needed to reposition the boat to get us closer to the dam, so we pulled up the cement anchor and waited for his word as he edged the aluminum boat upstream. The idea was to go to the edge of the rough water, then throw out the anchor so we could try the vein where the fish were holding up. When we reached the border of rough water Red cut the engine, then told my brother to throw the anchor off the bow—only Scott was not ready for the throw when Red called for it. The boiling water spun the boat around and as Red yanked the cord for the restart, the anchor rope wound about the propeller and killed the engine. Powerless and without an anchor on the bottom, the boat was sucked toward the dam. Quickly we were being jostled and tossed and in a few seconds we were up against the doors. Metal boat smacked steel wall, scraped up its side and scratched back down.

The arms of each huge section of the dam protruded out into the river so that up against the doors, you were in a room with three towering sides. The only exit was back out, through the white water. I was sitting in the mouth of the monster that wanted me in its belly. And now it had me. All it needed to do was open wide and swallow.

My brother was white and rigid, and Red was bent over the back of the boat cutting through the layers of rope that had the propeller in a death grip. The roar of the water surrounded everything and if any words were spoken I never heard them. To steady myself, I reached out and touched the malevolent silver face of the dam, pocked with huge rivets no boy was meant to touch.

But I didn’t even get wet.

After several banging minutes on the belching water, Red had the propeller free and the outboard did its job. I couldn’t hear it, but the blue smoke was there and the world brightened as we moved out from the shadow of the walls. I looked back to see the monster, still spitting its froth from its metal teeth, shrink behind us. I could hear the Evinrude again now, and see my uncle mouthing something toward us. He was saying it was time to get off the river.

Now, when I return to my hometown river town to visit my mother during the holidays, I always make it a point to drive to the river just below the dam. Usually the season is cold enough for the water to have iced over. And there you see the eagles—dozens of them—bald eagles sitting on the ice’s edge, staring into the open water and looking for fish to rise. The black water remains open for a hundred yards below the dam, then eventually ices up as the water flattens and slows. There, on that sharp edge of liquid and solid worlds, sit the eagles. From where I sit, they seem to be staring down the metal monster, forever foaming at its mouth.

The Iguana

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“The Iguana” (1937)

by Isak Dinesen

In the reserve I have sometimes come upon the iguanas, the big lizards, as they were sunning themselves upon a flat stone in a river-bed. They are not pretty in shape, but nothing can be imagined more beautiful than their colouring. They shine like a heap of precious stones or like a pane cut out of an old church window. When, as you approach, they swish away, there is a flash of azure, green, and purple over the stones, the colour seems to be standing behind them in the air, like a comet’s luminous tail.

Once I shot an iguana. I thought that I should be able to make some pretty things from his skin. A strange thing happened then, that I have never afterwards forgotten. As I went up to him, where he was lying dead upon his stone, and actually while I was walking the few steps, he faded and grew pale; all colour died out of him as in one long sigh, and by the time that I touched him he was grey and dull like a lump of concrete. It was the live impetuous blood pulsating within the animal which had radiated out all that glow and splendour. Now that the flame was put out, and the soul had flown, the iguana was as dead as a sandbag.

Often since I have, in some sort, shot an iguana, and I have remembered the one in the Reserve. Up at Meru I saw a young Native girl with a bracelet on, a leather strap two inches wide, and embroidered all over with very small turquoise-coloured beads which varied a little in colour and played in green, light blue, and ultramarine. It was an extraordinarily live thing; it seemed to draw breath on her arm, so that I wanted it for myself, and made Farah buy it from her. No sooner had it come upon my own arm than it gave up the ghost. It was nothing now, a small, cheap, purchased article of finery. It had been the play of colours, the duet between the turquoise and the ‘nègre’ — that quick, sweet, brownish black, like peat and black pottery, of the Native’s skin that had created the life of the bracelet.

In the Zoological Museum of Pietermaritzburg, I have seen, in a stuffed deep-water fish in a showcase, the same combination of colouring, which there had survived death; it made me wonder what life can well be like, on the bottom of the sea, to send up something so live and airy. I stood in Meru and looked at my pale hand and at the dead bracelet. It was as if an injustice had been done to a noble thing, as if truth had been suppressed. So sad did it seem that I remembered the saying of the hero in a book that I had read as a child: “I have conquered them all, but I am standing among graves.”

In a foreign country and with foreign species of life one should take measures to find out whether things will be keeping their value when dead. To the settlers of East Africa I give the advice: ‘For the sake of your own eyes and heart, shoot not the Iguana.’